cause why not
D! E!. N, N, Y!
YOU AIN’T GOT NO ALIBI!
There are rumors that Lorde is in town tonight, and I’m missing it. But I might message that girl from class, so I got that going for me.
I started making a page on my site that tests my classmates on our final that is tomorrow, and then I got tired, and I gave up, got through about thirty questions though.
I finished Freaks and Geeks. I don’t really know what to do now. I think I might skip The Office today and head to Albequerque
I hate being the only satirical person in my group, like we could’ve done so good, like parody, like office space, like taking the constitution to the meadow and beating it up, like why not
I came up with this awesome idea to satire the government shutdown, where we have Obama walking around to all the congressman and asking them to come in on Saturday, then the congressman decide to just shutdown the government so they don’t have to come in. But my groupmates didn’t think it was funny because they haven’t seen Officespace.
My uncle said that Zuckerberg is a jerk, but his only reasoning was how he was portrayed in the Social Network. This actually happened.
Anytime I have to give an acceptance speech I will use the phrase
"I feel god in this *insert building name here* tonight."
I’m a lion, pretty majestic and cool, but I’m also a pussy